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They were even outraged that his review caused the game's Metacritic score to drop a single point. The screenshot was fake as Jim hadn't given the game a scored review and had, in fact, stopped giving scored reviews a good while agobut did make fun of people who were mocking him for this "slight.

Some game developers just never learn. In " Guns Blazing ", he talks about how Namco Bandai hasn't learned a thing from Dark Souls successes by focusing the game at a certain audience much like the Follow the Leader entry further downand is now dumping a AAA budget on the sequel and "hop[ing] to God that it works" in reeling in Skyrims audience as well.

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Jim had previously criticized Square-Enix for changing the Final Fantasy series away from the traditional turn-based gameplay it was famous for, only to be surprised by the success of Bravely Defaulta traditional turn-based JRPG, and to acknowledge their mistake. In " Delayed Reaction ", a particularly bitter sounding Jim notes that customers have repeatedly been misled and negatively influenced by hype culture, and yet a vocal and damaging portion of gamers are unwilling or unable to learn from history.

Jim has referenced the psychology of "free to play" games, which are given away for free, but are designed to entice the player into spending money for extras during play, calling it "psychological warfare". While it's bad enough on its own, and Jim thinks it's not too bad since he knows that ass stuffing porn games will be trying to make money somehow, Jim rails against the industry playing the same mind games with full priced games.

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He feels that if a game developer is going to exclude female protagonists from their games, that they should at least be straight up with it and defend such decision based on artistic merit, like Rockstar and Square Enix were for Grand Theft Auto 5 and Final Fantasy XV respectively, instead of coming up with nonsensical excuses like Ubisoft and Nintendo did for Assassin's Creed: Unity and The Legend of Zelda series respectively.

In " Creative Freedom, Strings Attached ", Jim says that developers should be able to make the game they want, and that gamers cannot tell them how panorama porn make their video games.

In this case, he was defending the makers of Puppeteer and Grand Theft Auto V because busty colombian porn have male leads, denying fans who were asking for a female option. However, he also pointed out that creative freedom does not mean freedom from criticism ; the audience may not be allowed to force the developers to do anything, but it's their choice on whether or not to buy a game, jim sterling porn, and can withdraw their jigglypuff porn when the developer doesn't listen.

In taylor morgan porn Durability, Fanbase Fragility", Jim declares, "weapon durability systems should fuck off out of video games forever and never come back because they're not fun, jim sterling porn, they're a pain in the ass, and I personally hate them. First of all, it's almost never realistic or immersive because jim sterling porn tend to depict weapons as being far more fragile than they ought to be. The Legend of Zelda: Jim sterling porn of the Wild has each of your weapons survives only a few blows before falling apart in the middle of combat, and you are constantly having to pause the game to equip yet another disposable weapon from your inventory.

To those who say having to collect and manage your weapons adds a challenge, he points out that jim sterling porn not a fun challenge but an unpleasant chore that takes time away from fun; the only game genre where he thinks it might sometimes be fun is Survival Horrorin which part of the fear comes from the player being underpowered.

To those who say that weapon durability encourages you to try different types of weapons, he says that then the game isn't giving you the option to use jim sterling porn you like best, but forcing you to switch all the time whether you like it or not. Perhaps the worst part is the perverse incentives it causes. In Breath of the Wild he eventually started avoiding combat because he knew that enemy drops wouldn't be good enough to justify the effort and damage to his equipment.

Whenever he got a weapon he actually did like, it would be Too Awesome to Use and therefore neither a satisfying reward nor a good investment.

Jim will tear people a new one if they try to silence him on his criticisms of their games, since he feels that anyone that lashes out can't own up to their own mistakes or shortcomings when they're pointed out.

He has contrasted this attitude with Scott Cawthorne, who took criticism of his early games to heart and has since gone on to massive commercial indie success. His central thesis about the modern AAA gaming industry is that it's essentially suffering from a bad case of this: In another example, in the "Batman Is Everything Wrong With Square Enix" video, he uses this statue of Batman as designed by the designer of the Final Fantasy series to argue how it represents the ridiculous levels of complexity, clutter and over-design prevalent in the series, jim sterling porn.

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